And on the 8th day...he blogged

I know, it's been a while since I posted. My bad, I've been working a lot. A lot has happened lately, including several more meetings (oh what fun), lots of eBay sales, the office is looking more office-y, and a possible new job and move to Michiana for me. Jeremy and I are scrambling to get a cluster computer finished before he starts his new job and leaves the area. Comeon, volunteer or cash salary? I vote volunteer, but then I don't have a say.

You know, I can't think of anything better than working for free all day, except maybe having a trust fund so I can work for free all day. And maybe being surrounded by steaks and having to eat my way out. Or being dumped in a pile of marshmallows. Mmm, sugar.

Here are a few new Star Trek theories on physics, all leading to the Trekkie Grand Unified Theory Everything in Totality, Including Redundancy.

Data's Uncertainty Principle, in relation to using a transporter rather than a fax machine:

"If you know the position of Phalon 5 you cannot know the phone number and vice versa. By observing Scotty working you change the way he works and cannot determine what buttons he pushes."

Chekov's Rule, an addition to Data's Uncertainty Principle:

"But there are as many parallel universes spawned as he has decisions, so it really doesn't matter that you don't know which one he pushed because if you guess, one of you will be right in one of the other universes."

Kirk's Third Law of Space-Time, this deals with parallel universes and their calculation:

"The number of parallel universes (n) is limited by the number of configurations of facial hair (h) such that h=n if and only if only each h is unique."